nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

FUKCKK

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

moshes-with-elfs:

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS. 

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY❤

lizziefaguire:

being insecure is more accepted than being confident in yourself and that’s just fucking bull shit to me

2hunna:

mydogsnokes:

if you write in cursive i hate you

ℒℴℓ